-I am having Xanax food cravings again in the night. There is a nice
broccoli slaw salad in the fridge, and Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie in the freezer. Someone needs to intervene here.
-My mom was listening to Rick Astley tonight, while explaining to me that it would be very simple to fashion an Ewok costume for my dog this Halloween.
-My overdue library books are giving me anxiety. I am embarrassed to go into the Pasadena Main library branch. I may move to the next town to avoid the weirdness.
-I filled out a job application today at a local sushi restaurant, and there was a section on the application that read, "Describe your favorite boss or most admired leader, and what it is about that person that appeals to you." I wrote, "Benito Mussolini: a man who knew what he wanted, and could give one hell of a speech. Take no prisoners." I wasn't going to write it, but then I remembered the recording artist Seal's song lyrics "we're never going to survive unless we get a little... crazy." Looks like Heidi picked a good one.
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The Ben and Jerrys is so funny because i always wake up at like 3 am and start eating it because one of my roomate always buys it, and im on xanax as we speak but i am too full for my meat lovers dinner , EWWW ah don;'t mix dinnner and breakfeast I made pancakes and bacon at 3 this after noon ... I am going to be full for a day id say
The Toronto Public Library is on my ass over Norman Mailer's "An American Dream". Librarians I've never met know me by name, inciting me to paranoia. It's like I've killed somebody and they know.
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